1. Not in the mainstream media=not true
2. Um, that kind of thing doesn’t happen in a democracy
3. Would be rude to invalidate the feelings of loss and despair suffered by progressives when they thought half the country voted for the chimp
4. Allegations of fraud in Florida in 2000 completely disproven; Jeb Bush above reproach
5. Ohio is ‘the heart of it all’. Red state morals, etc; would never do something like steal an election. They love Jesus! And George! But not the icky homos
6. GOP trying to keep people from voting, not create more votes! 9 million more votes for Bush than in 2000 just weird coincidence; maybe evidence of God?
7. What the world needs now is love, sweet love—except the Iraqis. See also: Iran, Syria
8. Must keep focus on “Hillary 2008”, because that is much more realistic than the idea of Republican operatives as evil geniuses who would do anything to win
9. Who would you rather have a beer with? What? What are you, some kind of French pansy? Move to Canada, traitor!
10. All available reserves of political passion used up by Kerry/Edwards 2004; heart can’t take it
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