Yahoo! News - Bush to Promote Marriage in $1.5 Billion Plan, Report Says
I'm so happy about this. I think that really, with all of the problems facing this great nation, now is the time to spend $1.5 billion promoting healthy marriages. Especially for poor people, who might otherwise be entitled to federal aid. And hey, if we can bolster hetero marriage, doesn't that automatically hurt the cause of gay marriage? No? What about that whole sanctity thing--oh? Britney screwed that up a little? Well, if not, then at least this money is one more thing we can keep away from the gays!
/sarcasm
Is January National Appeasement month or something? First there was the thinly--veeerrry thinly--veiled attempt to get Hispanic voters with the guest worker program, and now this bone to the "traditional values" set...I'm not exactly sure who the "manned mission to Mars" announcement was meant to appease...are Trekkies a valued voting bloc? I bet whatever is next has something to do with beef.
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