Shut Up Already

Well, drape me in Old Glory

I am...proud? horrified? amused? to tell you that this site is the number three hit when you google "americans are stupid". For the record, I don't think that ALL Americans are stupid. Just the ones who plan to vote for Bush, or who are breeding red cows in an effort to hasten the End Times.

I, for one, am some kind of genius. What kind is still open to debate. My readers, of course, are also very smart and blessed with exquisite taste.

Seek and you shall find, weirdos

Kids google the darndest things (and find this blog):

Pollo Campero long point (mmm, chicken)

Brood x cicadas (hate 'em)

Shut up sound bite

Red heifer and foreign policy (glad I'm not the only one who is concerned)

Ohioans against legalized gambling (not it)

Frog smoking weed pictures (Mom?)

David Kaye weapons

The name of the phobia of cicadas (if there isn't a word for this, I'll shortly be coining one)

e-cards African birthday weeds

cure a nippy puppy (I only wish I knew)

Also, my book blog is the number one result for people--and there are many of them--searching for notes on Doris Lessing's The Fifth Child. Maybe I should have given it a better review.