I am...proud? horrified? amused? to tell you that this site is the number three hit when you google "americans are stupid". For the record, I don't think that ALL Americans are stupid. Just the ones who plan to vote for Bush, or who are breeding red cows in an effort to hasten the End Times.
I, for one, am some kind of genius. What kind is still open to debate. My readers, of course, are also very smart and blessed with exquisite taste.