I'm working! I went on vacation! I'm 30!
How many times can I post on those themes? I'm thinking of going back to politics. But I'm too bored to start reading all of the newspapers and magazines I'd need to in order to be well-informed. Scathing political commentary from me right now would add up to "Tom DeLay's a dickhead", and you all knew that. (And he used to be an exterminator, which is funny. Makes me think of Dale from King of the Hill.)
I have had the same unread New Yorker in my possession for two weeks. That is an effing SCANDAL in Cara-ville. Also, I only finished one novel on vacation. And it was a fluffy little thing.
Is warm weather making me stupid? -er?
What I really would like to be doing right now is re-designing this blog. I wish I had some facility with Photoshop or something similar, but I don't. I have artistic vision but no artistic talent. That's why I make sure to have a coterie of graphic designer-type friends in my stable at all times. (Ahem, Park Slope. I know you're reading this. Check your email.)
This is only my second day of 9-5 ing it, and I'm already so tired. So. Tired.