1. Not in the mainstream media=not true
2. Um, that kind of thing doesn’t happen in a democracy
5. Ohio is ‘the heart of it all’. Red state morals, etc; would never do something like steal an election. They love Jesus! And George! But not the icky homos
9. Who would you rather have a beer with? What? What are you, some kind of French pansy? Move to Canada, traitor!
10. All available reserves of political passion used up by Kerry/Edwards 2004; heart can’t take it