In order to stall even further on looking for a new job, I'm now contributing at another blog, run by some old college friends. It's much prettier than this one, because I am not "technically advanced". (In fact, I have another new blog I'm doing for a forum I belong to, and I can barely get THAT one to work at all.) We haven't discussed my salary yet, but I'm pretty sure I'm rich now.
Check us out, in all our progressive glory: